THE PHAT MONKEY

yo chimps welcome to the MY HUMBLE homepage

Hey there, groovetastical chimps from around the globe! ❤️✨❤️
Welcome to my little corner of the internet. I'm Phat Monkey, the self-proclaimed king of the primates (and occasionally the village idiot) from Wales, UK. I dabble in music production and a few other fun endeavors.

Got questions? Feel free to reach out. I'm just a regular, humble, and laid-back monkey on this journey through life, just like you.

Sending peace, love, and respect your way may your journey lead you to your chosen destination. 🐒✌️❤️

Phat Monkey xXx \0/

LATEST NEWS | MUSIC

NEW SONG: FARANG LOVE LADYBOY 23/11/2025
I believe ladyboys are under‑represented in Thailand’s music scene.
While Pattaya has inspired countless western‑created theme songs, very few celebrate the vibrant ladyboy community. That’s why I decided to create one myself, a fun, upbeat track dedicated to them. The full song is available to listen to in the video on the right or below if your on a mobile device; the only things missing are my own vocals and a little production polish, which I’ll be adding next year. Until then, enjoy the preview!

NEW SONG | NEW PROJECT | BREATHE 16/10/2025
The Phat Monkey has officially begun production on Breathe, a vocally driven Uplifting Trance inspired by the atmospheric style of one of his favourite artists, Metta & Glyde. Currently in the early mapping phase, the song promises a rich blend of emotive vocals and deep driving 140BPM rhythms

With travel plans scheduled in the coming months, production will pause temporarily. The Phat Monkey is set to return and complete Breathe in 2026 bringing fresh inspiration and energy to the final mix. For now, you can listen to the teaser in the video to the right of your screen or if you're on a mobile device, the video will appear below

CUBASE VOICE COMMAND (VCC) 10/06/2025
The Cubase Voice Command (VCC) manual has been revamped for 2025

THE PHAT MONKEY 23/05/25
I have secured the domain name www.ThePhatMonkey.com to more accurately represent ongoing projects

BEACH BAR GROOVES 10/12/24
New 'Beach Bar Grooves' mix by the Phat Monkey, this time 'Pattaya Beach Bar Grooves'

NAVIGATE CUBASE WITH YOUR VOICE 15/10/2023
My 'Voice Command For Cubase' profile for VoiceAttack is now available absolutely FREE with no obligations

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beach bar grooves

Sawasdee Krab! Phat Monkey returns with a fresh installment of Beach Bar Grooves, this time from the vibrant shores of Thailand. Introducing Pattaya Beach Bar Grooves, featuring an exceptional selection of House tracks both new and classic from the talented artists at Toolroom Records. Let’s start the weekend right with a House party, Monkey style! \0/

As of December 17, 2024, the mix has charted on MixCloud, reaching #20 in the Funky House charts and #35 in the Tech House charts....an incredible milestone. Thank you all for your continued support! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Voice Command For CUBASE

Voice Command For Cubase is a project I started in 2018-2019. It allows users to control Cubase with their voice using VoiceAttack (sold separately) www.voiceattack.com

Originally, the project was put on hold due to personal circumstances. Countless hours and a lot of love went into it. Recently, I’ve invested additional time to update it for 2024. The result is a fun and efficient way to navigate Cubase, potentially speeding up your workflow.

Voice Command For Cubase: Download

User Manual 2025 Update: Voice Command For Cubase

Hope you have lots of fun with Voice Command for Cubase
Phat Monkey xXx

THE MAN the monkey

I’m Ryan Anthony better known in my sonic jungle as The Phat Monkey.
Hailing from the lush landscapes of Wales and spiritually rooted in Thailand, I’ve been chasing tropical sunsets and spicy street food for over twenty years

Hobbyist music production is my playground, where melodies soar and beats go bananas, from rhythms, mischief to melodies… this is my treehouse

DOES IT SOUND ANALOGUE?

A common question among producers is whether a particular plugin sounds analog. But that’s not really the right question. Digital tools will never truly replicate analog hardware and they don’t need to. The real question is: Does the plugin give your music the qualities that matter, depth, warmth, and that elusive three-dimensional sound?

The real magic often lies in your choice of preamps. Layering different “flavors” of preamps across your tracks can add nuance and character that plugins alone can’t replicate. I recommend working at 48kHz to help reduce aliasing artifacts and preserve sonic integrity. If you’re sticking to 44.1kHz, that’s perfectly valid too, just be mindful of how it behaves with certain plugins

If you’re leaning into the analog realm, one piece of gear I highly recommend is the Dangerous Music 2Bus+. It has a unique ability to make everything feel fat, warm, and spacious, with a stunning level of separation and depth. It’s not just glue.....it’s sonic enhancement on another level

Sample Vol 1 Tranquil State Alter Ego Records

sampler vol1

E.P released by Alter Ego featuring Ryan Anthony ft Danny Claire, the talented A.R.D.I and label A&R Blugazer

BEATPORT >

5 years for tranquil state

Ryan Anthony makes it onto the compilation album showboating 38 of the best downtempo music in 5 years on Alter Ego Records

BEATPORT >

ibiza beach bar grooves vol 2

Volume 2 of the chart topping Ibiza mix by Phat Monkey on Beatport from several years ago which was later uploaded to mixcloud, enjoy \0/

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Does your kick sound messy?

If your kick sounds like cardboard or a bit boxy and you're struggling to find the right frequency to cut, here's a little math trick to get you started:

First, find the root note of your kick the fundamental frequency. Once you have this, grab a calculator. Enter the rounded-off number of your kick's fundamental frequency, multiply it by 1.618, divide by 2, and then multiply by 10.

Once you have your number, set a medium-sized Q and drop the frequency by around 3dB. See if that helps!

Remember, this is just a starting point, not a magical solution. Always trust your ears, not just the numbers. 🎶

THE POWER OF MUSIC
'The one thing that unites us all is music. It’s the ultimate icebreaker, the new family, the essence of unity, and a harmonious bond that bridges all our differences.

Music resonates in countless forms throughout the known universe and beyond. It is part of the grand cosmic design, existing long before we were born and enduring long after we become dust among the stars'

Ryan Anthony / The Phat Monkey