THE PHAT MONKEY

YO CHIMPS, WELCOME...
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Yo yo, global groove tribe ❤️ \(•◡•)/ ❤️
You’ve just stumbled into the digital jungle of the Phat Monkey, Welsh primate, beat‑slinger, and certified Tech House troublemaker

I live for thick basslines, rolling grooves, and that late‑night House energy that makes your shoulders move before your brain catches up. When I’m not groovin to House music I’m probably causing chaos dreaming up the next project

Peace, love and endless groove....🔥🎧🔥
May your journey lead you to your chosen destination ✈️
The Phat Monkey ❤️🐵❤️ xXx

LATEST NEWS

29/04/2026 - Tech House Project Reveal
The Phat Monkey has been secretly juggling eight Tech House projects like a caffeinated circus act. A video reveal is coming, and it’s got more bounce than your neighbour’s dodgy trampoline. Warm up your booty The Phat Monkey is about to make it move...

06/12/2025 - Beach Bar Grooves 2026
Beach Bar Grooves 2026 the annual mix by The Phat Monkey is officially live! 🌞

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Beach Bar Grooves 2026 ❤️– Annual House Mix by The Phat Monkey
It’s that time again… another year, another round of pure sunshine vibes! 🌴✨ The Phat Monkey returns with the annual Beach Bar Grooves house mix a tradition of feel‑good beats, deep rhythms, and summer energy 🌞

This year, we’re knocking on the door of Toolroom Records again, borrowing some of its most talented artists to fuel the vibe. Expect world‑class grooves, polished house cuts, and that unmistakable Toolroom touch 🌞

Slip on your party shoes, throw on those shades, and grab a cocktail at the bar. 🍹 Whether you’re dancing in the sand, chilling by the waves, or just bringing the beach to your living room, this mix is your soundtrack to getting down 🌞

Turn it up, let the grooves flow, and celebrate the rhythm of the year with The Phat Monkey 🎶🐒

Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and a fresh, joyful start to the New Year🎄✨
Big love and respect always keep the vibes alive! ❤️
The Phat Monkey xXx

beach bar grooves 2025

Sawasdee Krab! Phat Monkey returns with a fresh installment of Beach Bar Grooves, this time from the vibrant shores of Thailand. Introducing Pattaya Beach Bar Grooves, featuring an exceptional selection of House tracks both new and classic from the talented artists at Toolroom Records. Let’s start the weekend right with a House party, Monkey style! \0/

As of December 17, 2024, the mix has charted on MixCloud, reaching #20 in the Funky House charts and #35 in the Tech House charts....an incredible milestone. Thank you all for your continued support! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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The man the monkey

I’m Ryan Anthony, better known to my friends as The Phat Monkey.
Born in the lush green of Wales and spiritually rooted in the warmth of beautiful Thailand and its people, I’ve spent over twenty years chasing tropical sunsets, House music, street‑food fire, and the kind of moments that turn into stories 🌞

Music production is my playground, a treehouse hobby where melodies misbehave and rhythms swing from branch to branch. If it grooves, I’m in it. If it misbehaves, even better....🔥😎🔥

Sample Vol 1 Tranquil State Alter Ego Records

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E.P released by Alter Ego featuring Ryan Anthony ft Danny Claire, the talented A.R.D.I and label A&R Blugazer

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5 years for tranquil state

Ryan Anthony makes it onto the compilation album showboating 38 of the best downtempo music in 5 years on Alter Ego Records

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ibiza beach bar grooves vol 2

Volume 2 of the chart topping Ibiza mix by Phat Monkey on Beatport from several years ago which was later uploaded to mixcloud, enjoy \0/

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Does your kick sound messy?

If your kick sounds like cardboard or a bit boxy and you're struggling to find the right frequency to cut, here's a little math trick to get you started:

First, find the root note of your kick the fundamental frequency. Once you have this, grab a calculator. Enter the rounded-off number of your kick's fundamental frequency, multiply it by 1.618, divide by 2, and then multiply by 10.

Once you have your number, set a medium-sized Q and drop the frequency by around 3dB. See if that helps!

Remember, this is just a starting point, not a magical solution. Always trust your ears, not just the numbers. 🎶

THE POWER OF MUSIC
'The one thing that unites us all is music. It’s the ultimate icebreaker, the new family, the essence of unity, and a harmonious bond that bridges all our differences.

Music resonates in countless forms throughout the known universe and beyond. It is part of the grand cosmic design, existing long before we were born and enduring long after we become dust among the stars'

Ryan Anthony / The Phat Monkey